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Saturday Night Live Transcripts
Season 34: Episode 10
08j: John Malkovich / T.I.
John Malkovich’s Monologue
…..John Malkovich
Announcer: Ladies and gentlemen — John Malkovich!
John Malkovich: Thank youuuuu!
Thank you, thank you very much.
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It’s wonderful to be here in New York hosting “Saturday Night Live”. This is my third time hosting, but my first time at Christmas… and I… think it’s very clear that no one has more Christmas spirit than me.
Uhhh — I mean, look at me! I’m FILLED with Christmas cheer. So the powers that be asked me if I might be willing to spread a little joy. So I am going to read a holiday classic: “‘Twas the Night Before Christmas”.
[ a fireplace set is quickly assembled behind Malkovich ]
[ Malkovich sits in a chair and dons a Santa Clause hat as a group of children surround him on the floor below ]
John Malkovich: Now… I’ve invi